noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.
didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

zeppelicaesars:

alexkisu:

do you ever just stare at yourself in the mirror in your underwear and get sad

sad that no ones around to see me hell yea

ele-kid:

shadesofambiguousareli:

yung-medusa:

omg

Oh Hell No

Chill

validx2:

Fuck with us and then we Tweakin hoe

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solarsenpai:

LMAOOOOOO

solarsenpai:

LMAOOOOOO

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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officialwhitegirls:

people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s 

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage