trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
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Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
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breadfishing: Followed! I was the 178th follower :) humor blog!
Follow this humor blog! ^ You can never be following too many.
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pretentious-url-here: I followed you on Instagram and discovered that you are beautiful! But in other news, I'm a humor blog too and I like to think I'm funny when I'm actually just a blog of a bunch of reblogs and sad attempts at text posts.
Thanks dearie :) follow her for a humor blog and I bet she’s pretty funny too.
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euniceryhmeswithnothing: Yeah. I followed ya and man you are stunning.
Aw thank you :) Follow this beautiful young lady
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what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
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