March 2012
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
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Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →
funniest10k: This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
Mar 1st
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meatmodel: hannahalbus: meatmodel: my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am i went to reblog this and then i was like  no, I don’t actually do this I get my essays done early and do a great job on them. then why did you reblog it
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unfreshing: this pussy clean this pussy squeaky that pussy old, that pussy creaky This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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Hunger Games Comebacks
Me: Make like an avox, and shut up.
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Procrastination? No. I just wait until the last...
most-awkward-moments: This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
most-awkward-moments: Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up. This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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When you find out the answers you've copied from...
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3 tags
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This made my day.  I was leaving church at like 9pm and these girls chased me down just to say “You’re so pretty!” I was so surprised, they’re prettier than me :o
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February 2012
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“i jus found a kittin do U think i cud sell dis lil mafucca to a chinesse buffay?”
– Bennett (via textsfrombennett)
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laugh-addict: Expectation: Reality: This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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How people use their fans →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: funniest10k: Rich People Poor people Idiots This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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first 30
comeclassy: ill solo 2 must be following
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That annoying moment when you're playing Pokemon...
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jakeeman: When my computer dies its gone bcuz i’m not stepping foot in my room to get my charger
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The only way to a girls heart...
evrel: surgery. This blog is more addicting than Temple Run.
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beyoncebeytwice: i dont hate you cause ur blog sucks ur blog sucks cause i hate you
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