March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
me: *makes text post*
text post: *gets 3 notes*
i tried by akon begins to play in the background
Teacher gets pregnant. Immediately you imagine... →
funniest10k:
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meatmodel:
hannahalbus:
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
i went to reblog this and then i was like
no, I don’t actually do this
I get my essays done early and do a great job on them.
then why did you reblog it
unfreshing:
this pussy clean this pussy squeaky
that pussy old, that pussy creaky
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Hunger Games Comebacks
Me: Make like an avox, and shut up.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Procrastination? No. I just wait until the last...
most-awkward-moments:
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Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life...
most-awkward-moments:
Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up.
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When you find out the answers you've copied from...
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This made my day.
I was leaving church at like 9pm and these girls chased me down just to say “You’re so pretty!” I was so surprised, they’re prettier than me :o
February 2012
i jus found a kittin do U think i cud sell dis lil mafucca to a chinesse buffay?
– Bennett (via textsfrombennett)
laugh-addict:
Expectation:
Reality:
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How people use their fans →
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funniest10k:
Rich People
Poor people
Idiots
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comeclassy:
ill solo 2
must be following
That annoying moment when you're playing Pokemon...
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jakeeman:
When my computer dies its gone bcuz i’m not stepping foot in my room to get my charger
The only way to a girls heart...
evrel:
surgery.
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beyoncebeytwice:
i dont hate you cause ur blog sucks ur blog sucks cause i hate you